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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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