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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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