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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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