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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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