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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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