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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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