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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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