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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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