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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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