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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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