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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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