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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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