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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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