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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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