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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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