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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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