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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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