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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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