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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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