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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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