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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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