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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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