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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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