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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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