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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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