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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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