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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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