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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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