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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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