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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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