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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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