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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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