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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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