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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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