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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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