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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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