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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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