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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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