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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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