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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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