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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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