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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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