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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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