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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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