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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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