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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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