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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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