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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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