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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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