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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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