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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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