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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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