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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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