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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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