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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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