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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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