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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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