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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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