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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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