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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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